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Judgement Dave

A tale of aPAWcalyptic proportions

by Si Clarke ...

Narrated by Kay Eluvian ...

Series Audiobook 2 - Starship Teapot
Unabridged

6 hours 4 min

This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe…Lem is adapting to her new home aboard a strange spaceship in an even stranger universe, where the misfit crew of the Teapot have more than enough trouble on their hands running their interplanetary charter service. But when they accept an urgent assignment, they have just one week to save a race of cat-people from certain destruction.Stuck with ... Read more

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This time, the universe puts the cat in catastrophe…Lem is adapting to her new home aboard a strange spaceship in an even stranger universe, where the misfit crew of the Teapot have more than enough trouble on their hands running their interplanetary charter service. But when they accept an urgent assignment, they have just one week to save a race of cat-people from certain destruction.Stuck with
... Read more
Jurassic Dark

A not-actually-scary sci-fi horror story

by SI CLARKE ...

Series series Starship Teapot
There’s something in the dark … but is Lem’s imagination worse than reality?Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It’s a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well.Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there.With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem ... Read more

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There’s something in the dark … but is Lem’s imagination worse than reality?Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It’s a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well.Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there.With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem
... Read more

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Starship Teapot: Books #1–3

Three Silly Tales of Life in Space

by SI CLARKE ...

Series Book 1 - Starship Teapot
Three great novels for one low price! This bundle is a must read for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, and Discworld.The Left Hand of Dog (Starship Teapot #1)Intergalactic kidnappers! A chatty horse! Sentient glitter gas! And a dog!When Lem and her dog retreat from the city for a few days, they don’t expect to wind up aboard the starship Teapot with ... Read more

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Three great novels for one low price! This bundle is a must read for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, and Discworld.The Left Hand of Dog (Starship Teapot #1)Intergalactic kidnappers! A chatty horse! Sentient glitter gas! And a dog!When Lem and her dog retreat from the city for a few days, they don’t expect to wind up aboard the starship Teapot with
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The Left Hand of Dog

An extremely silly tale of alien abduction

by SI CLARKE ...

Series Book 1 - Starship Teapot
Escaping intergalactic kidnappers has never been quite so ridiculous.When Lem and her faithful dog, Spock, retreat from the city for a few days of hiking in Algonquin Park, the last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by aliens. No, scratch that. The last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by a bunch of strangely adorable intergalactic bounty hunters aboard a ship called the Teapot.After Lem ... Read more

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Escaping intergalactic kidnappers has never been quite so ridiculous.When Lem and her faithful dog, Spock, retreat from the city for a few days of hiking in Algonquin Park, the last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by aliens. No, scratch that. The last thing they expect is to be kidnapped by a bunch of strangely adorable intergalactic bounty hunters aboard a ship called the Teapot.After Lem
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Dare vs the Doll

A not-actually-scary horror short story

by SI CLARKE ...

Series series Deptford Paranormals
Who expects a haunted doll to be such a nuisance?When Dare’s dog discovers an abandoned doll on their doorstep, Dare assumes it’s nothing more than a lost toy… until it begins to talk.After the doll offers up a string of bad suggestions and unhelpful advice, Dare is left wondering if the isolation of lockdown has finally proved too much.Struggling to get rid of the bad-tempered toy, Dare has no ... Read more

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Who expects a haunted doll to be such a nuisance?When Dare’s dog discovers an abandoned doll on their doorstep, Dare assumes it’s nothing more than a lost toy… until it begins to talk.After the doll offers up a string of bad suggestions and unhelpful advice, Dare is left wondering if the isolation of lockdown has finally proved too much.Struggling to get rid of the bad-tempered toy, Dare has no
... Read more
Devon’s Island

Planning the first permanent Mars colony

by SI CLARKE ...

Series Book 1 - Devon Island Mars Colony
Neurodiverse, culturally diverse, gender-bendy, socio-politico-economic, drunken-arguments-in-the-pub science fiction. Not bang-bang-pew-pew science fiction.Other stories will take you to Mars. This one will take you inside the boardroom, the pub, and the bedroom with the people planning the mission.Gurdeep is an engineer and a soldier. Georgie’s a food scientist. One is pragmatic with a tough ... Read more

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Neurodiverse, culturally diverse, gender-bendy, socio-politico-economic, drunken-arguments-in-the-pub science fiction. Not bang-bang-pew-pew science fiction.Other stories will take you to Mars. This one will take you inside the boardroom, the pub, and the bedroom with the people planning the mission.Gurdeep is an engineer and a soldier. Georgie’s a food scientist. One is pragmatic with a tough
... Read more
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Jurassic Dark

A not-actually-scary sci-fi horror story

by Si Clarke ...

Narrated by Kay Eluvian ...

Series series Starship Teapot
Unabridged

33 min

There’s something in the dark … but is Lem’s imagination worse than reality?Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It’s a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well.Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there.With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem ... Read more

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There’s something in the dark … but is Lem’s imagination worse than reality?Out in the vast emptiness of the galaxy, anything can happen. It’s a fact that Lem and her trusty companion Spock know all too well.Sometimes, the things lurking in the darkness are all in your head. Then again, maybe there really is something out there.With her talking dog and an infuriatingly literal AI by her side, Lem
... Read more

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The Night Before

A jolly little story … in space

by Si Clarke ...

Narrated by Kay Eluvian ...

Series series Starship Teapot
Unabridged

20 min

Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway.’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot…Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot;The stockings were hung in the mess hall with careIn hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. ... Read more

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Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway.’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot…Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot;The stockings were hung in the mess hall with careIn hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
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Bright Future: An Anthology

by SI CLARKE, Jeannette Bedard, Dani Hoots, D.M. Pruden, Dave Walsh, John WIlker ...

Spaceships, space stations, and distant planets. Stampeding elephants, a talking dog, and a hungover captain without a ship. An ensign far from home, a stowaway, and a pair of runaways. This anthology features stories of a diverse and inclusive future by six up-and-coming indie authors.Case File #7: The One with All the Elephants by Jeannette BedardFlo doesn't know what's worse: the case she was ... Read more

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Spaceships, space stations, and distant planets. Stampeding elephants, a talking dog, and a hungover captain without a ship. An ensign far from home, a stowaway, and a pair of runaways. This anthology features stories of a diverse and inclusive future by six up-and-coming indie authors.Case File #7: The One with All the Elephants by Jeannette BedardFlo doesn't know what's worse: the case she was
... Read more
Frozen Heck

A not-remotely-scary sci-fi horror novel

by SI CLARKE ...

Series Book 4 - Starship Teapot
Stranded in deep space ... but at least they have donuts.When a warp engine malfunction spits them out in a distant corner of the galaxy, Lem and the crew of the Teapot seek refuge with the robotic catering staff of a backwater space station. With their ship out of action and comms offline, all they can do is wait for rescue … and enjoy the best snacks this side of the Oort Cloud.But when a ... Read more

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Stranded in deep space ... but at least they have donuts.When a warp engine malfunction spits them out in a distant corner of the galaxy, Lem and the crew of the Teapot seek refuge with the robotic catering staff of a backwater space station. With their ship out of action and comms offline, all they can do is wait for rescue … and enjoy the best snacks this side of the Oort Cloud.But when a
... Read more
Murder on Donut Station

by Si Clarke ...

Series Book 1 - Lore & Order in Space
In a galaxy where murder is unheard of … are secrets, lies, and donuts worth killing for?When ex-cop Pete Stewart goes on the hunt for somewhere in space to call his own, the last thing he expects is to wind up hunting a murderer.But if Pete’s long-term boyfriend, drag queen and part-time nurse Kevin Murphy, says the wrong robot has been convicted, Pete believes him.Lore may be hostile and grumpy, ... Read more

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In a galaxy where murder is unheard of … are secrets, lies, and donuts worth killing for?When ex-cop Pete Stewart goes on the hunt for somewhere in space to call his own, the last thing he expects is to wind up hunting a murderer.But if Pete’s long-term boyfriend, drag queen and part-time nurse Kevin Murphy, says the wrong robot has been convicted, Pete believes him.Lore may be hostile and grumpy,
... Read more
The Night Before

A jolly little story … in space

by SI CLARKE ...

Series series Starship Teapot
Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway.’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot…Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot;The stockings were hung in the mess hall with careIn hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. ... Read more

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Lem and her dog, Spock, have a late-night encounter with a stowaway.’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Teapot…Not a creature was stirring, not even a lonely robot;The stockings were hung in the mess hall with careIn hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
... Read more

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