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Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine

by Skye MacKinnon, Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Digital Voices ...

Series Audiobook 1 - Sentient Object Adventures
Unabridged

1 hour 17 min

One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift.Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries.With vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please.Ruby might be losing her mind… but she’s not about to ... Read more

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One lightning strike. One horny checkout machine. One very long night shift.Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries.With vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please.Ruby might be losing her mind… but she’s not about to
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Taken by the Horny MRI Machine

A Spicy Sentient Object Romance

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Digital Voice Madison G ...

Unabridged

17 min

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.She never expected to be taken by an MRI machine!Liz is terrified of having to undergo an MRI scan. Even her sexy doctor can't ease her fears.Only when the MRI machine shows that it can more than just diagnose her, she'll relax enough to give in to true pleasure...A spicy audiobook featuring a sentient MRI machine, a hot-as-hell doctor and the woman ... Read more

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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.She never expected to be taken by an MRI machine!Liz is terrified of having to undergo an MRI scan. Even her sexy doctor can't ease her fears.Only when the MRI machine shows that it can more than just diagnose her, she'll relax enough to give in to true pleasure...A spicy audiobook featuring a sentient MRI machine, a hot-as-hell doctor and the woman
... Read more
Bred by Nessie

Monster Erotica

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

Series Book 2 - Nessie's Willing Human
After the moist success of Impregnated by Nessie, here's the sequel that will leave you wetter than Loch Ness!Monica is back, and she's heavily pregnant. Ready to pop, actually, and why not do that in the loch where she was impregnated by the monster...A hot, squelching short story that will leave you dripping. Sequel to 'Taken by Nessie', but it can be read as a standalone. ... Read more

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After the moist success of Impregnated by Nessie, here's the sequel that will leave you wetter than Loch Ness!Monica is back, and she's heavily pregnant. Ready to pop, actually, and why not do that in the loch where she was impregnated by the monster...A hot, squelching short story that will leave you dripping. Sequel to 'Taken by Nessie', but it can be read as a standalone.
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Special Delivery

Taken by the Horny Cardboard Box

by Skye MacKinnon, Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Kat Dollar ...

Series Audiobook 6 - Sentient Object Adventures
Unabridged

1 hour 25 min

Some deliveries come with tracking. This one comes with feelings.The box turns up outside Catherine’s flat one evening, enormous and bearing only her name. Inside is an expensive pink rabbit vibrator and a label containing one word: *Enjoy.*Catherine takes the hint and prepares for an extensive bathtub session. But when she pays far more attention to the toy than the packaging that delivered it, ... Read more

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Some deliveries come with tracking. This one comes with feelings.The box turns up outside Catherine’s flat one evening, enormous and bearing only her name. Inside is an expensive pink rabbit vibrator and a label containing one word: *Enjoy.*Catherine takes the hint and prepares for an extensive bathtub session. But when she pays far more attention to the toy than the packaging that delivered it,
... Read more
Taken by Nessie

Monster Erotica

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

Series Book 1 - Nessie's Willing Human
Loch Ness isn't the only wet thing in this story...Monica always wanted to see the most famous lake in Scotland. Not that she believes in monsters, but she's been dreaming of going there ever since her 18th birthday. But a swim in the loch leads to a penetrating experience with Nessie, the monster of her dreams who's been waiting for Monica for a long time.You'll never look at Nessie the same way ... Read more

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Loch Ness isn't the only wet thing in this story...Monica always wanted to see the most famous lake in Scotland. Not that she believes in monsters, but she's been dreaming of going there ever since her 18th birthday. But a swim in the loch leads to a penetrating experience with Nessie, the monster of her dreams who's been waiting for Monica for a long time.You'll never look at Nessie the same way
... Read more
Audiobook

Taken by the Horny MRI Machine

A Sentient Object Romance

by Philomena MacKinnon, Skye MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Digital Voices ...

Series Audiobook 2 - Sentient Object Adventures
Unabridged

22 min

Please note that this audiobook version has been created using multiple digital voices.She never expected to be taken by an MRI machine!Liz is terrified of having to undergo an MRI scan. Even her sexy doctor can't ease her fears.Only when the MRI machine shows that it can more than just diagnose her, she'll relax enough to give in to true pleasure...A spicy erotic audiobook featuring a sentient ... Read more

$2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

Please note that this audiobook version has been created using multiple digital voices.She never expected to be taken by an MRI machine!Liz is terrified of having to undergo an MRI scan. Even her sexy doctor can't ease her fears.Only when the MRI machine shows that it can more than just diagnose her, she'll relax enough to give in to true pleasure...A spicy erotic audiobook featuring a sentient
... Read more
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Ball Ache: Taken by the Horny Football

A Sentient Object Romance

by Skye MacKinnon, Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Digital Narrators ...

Series Audiobook 4 - Sentient Object Adventures
Unabridged

1 hour 8 min

One filthy football. Eleven extremely supportive teammates. One World Cup nobody saw coming.His name is Number Ten. He has a sexy Scottish accent, a filthy mouth, and a proposition: Scotland's first ever World Cup final is tomorrow, and the only way we win is if I take him to bed tonight.Oh, and he's a sentient football.Reader, I took one for the team.I did not expect to take his eleven teammates ... Read more

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One filthy football. Eleven extremely supportive teammates. One World Cup nobody saw coming.His name is Number Ten. He has a sexy Scottish accent, a filthy mouth, and a proposition: Scotland's first ever World Cup final is tomorrow, and the only way we win is if I take him to bed tonight.Oh, and he's a sentient football.Reader, I took one for the team.I did not expect to take his eleven teammates
... Read more
Taken by the Horny Platypus

by Philomena MacKinnon, Skye MacKinnon ...

"Philomena has a way of taking something innocent and turning it into something so dirty, you can't tear your eyes away...even if you want to." - Skyari MacWood, not a bestselling author."I spent all day yesterday laughing every time I walked by the ‘billing department’ at work." - Goodreads reviewerRead the romance sensation that has taken the platypus world by storm!When emergency doctor Joanna ... Read more

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"Philomena has a way of taking something innocent and turning it into something so dirty, you can't tear your eyes away...even if you want to." - Skyari MacWood, not a bestselling author."I spent all day yesterday laughing every time I walked by the ‘billing department’ at work." - Goodreads reviewerRead the romance sensation that has taken the platypus world by storm!When emergency doctor Joanna
... Read more
Loving a Caveman

Stone Age Virgin Erotica

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

Series Book 1 - Sexy Stone Age
Her caveman is ready to take her virginity and show her the meaning of pleasure...Mira is a young, innocent cave girl virgin who can't imagine that marriage would ever be for her. And when her father chooses Regus, a weakling to her eyes, she is close to running away from home.Before she can marry, she must learn what being a woman in the stone age is all about.And when the wedding night arrives, ... Read more

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Her caveman is ready to take her virginity and show her the meaning of pleasure...Mira is a young, innocent cave girl virgin who can't imagine that marriage would ever be for her. And when her father chooses Regus, a weakling to her eyes, she is close to running away from home.Before she can marry, she must learn what being a woman in the stone age is all about.And when the wedding night arrives,
... Read more
Audiobook

Tumbled

Taken by the Horny Washing Machine

by Skye MacKinnon, Philomena MacKinnon ...

Narrated by Digital Voices, Philomena MacKinnon ...

Series Audiobook 5 - Sentient Object Adventures
Unabridged

2 hours 16 min

One lonely washer-dryer. One exhausted woman with a dirty duvet. One laundrette lock-in with extra rinse.After the worst day of my life, all I wanted was clean bedding. My ex took the sofa, the microwave, my favourite mug, and, because apparently there is no bottom to male audacity, the washing machine. Then my cat peed on the only duvet cover I had left.So yes, I ended up in a cheap laundrette at ... Read more

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One lonely washer-dryer. One exhausted woman with a dirty duvet. One laundrette lock-in with extra rinse.After the worst day of my life, all I wanted was clean bedding. My ex took the sofa, the microwave, my favourite mug, and, because apparently there is no bottom to male audacity, the washing machine. Then my cat peed on the only duvet cover I had left.So yes, I ended up in a cheap laundrette at
... Read more
Ravished by the Cavemen

The complete series

by Philomena MacKinnon ...

These savage cavemen will ravish her...Cavegirl Mira isn't happy about her arranged marriage, but she doesn't have a choice. She's promised to the chief and there's no way for her to escape all the pleasure he's planned for her... One thing is certain, she won't stay a virgin for long.Her new husband isn't the only caveman who desires Mira. The rival tribe leader will stop at nothing to make her ... Read more

$4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

These savage cavemen will ravish her...Cavegirl Mira isn't happy about her arranged marriage, but she doesn't have a choice. She's promised to the chief and there's no way for her to escape all the pleasure he's planned for her... One thing is certain, she won't stay a virgin for long.Her new husband isn't the only caveman who desires Mira. The rival tribe leader will stop at nothing to make her
... Read more
Better than Nothing

A Nurse and an Indigenous Community in the Australian Outback

by Philomena ...

This engaging yet powerful memoir breaks the boundary between popular and scholarly accounts of Indigenous life in a remote Outback region in Western Australia.This is the story of a former nun who was guided by a spiritual quest to help the poorest and most neglected people in her country, Australia. For 15 incredible years (1981-1996), shelived and worked as a remote-area community nurse in an ... Read more

$8.99 USD

This engaging yet powerful memoir breaks the boundary between popular and scholarly accounts of Indigenous life in a remote Outback region in Western Australia.This is the story of a former nun who was guided by a spiritual quest to help the poorest and most neglected people in her country, Australia. For 15 incredible years (1981-1996), shelived and worked as a remote-area community nurse in an
... Read more

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