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  • The Doom that Came to Mellonville

    Magician Isaac Plank owned a collection of oddities from around the world. Only he could control their sinister powers.But Isaac is dead now, and his father - respectable accountant Lawrence Plank - has put his estate up for auction.After a local hoarder buys his spellbook, she brings Isaac back from beyond the grave and inadvertently unleashes an army of cursed knickknacks.Now, Lawrence and Isaac ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • Mountain Man Dance Moves

    The McSweeney's Book of Lists

    by McSweeney's ...
    If a mountain man felt compelled to dance, how would he do it? If koala bears could talk, what would they say? And what’s the right pickup line, if you’re a necrophiliac? (Maybe “I’m pretty sure I’m not going to get you pregnant.”)In the throes of debates like these, we’re lucky to have the learned people of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, America's best low-budget humor website, and their edifying ... Read more

    Was $7.99 USD Now $4.99 USD

  • The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes

    by McSweeney's ...
    A hilarious collection of the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency.As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” Open McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things That Aren't As Scary

    by McSweeney's ...
    A collection of stories for wise young people and immature old people!A collection of stories for wise young people and immature old people, written by today’s best authors spinning new tales. Each story features fullcolor illustrations by artists including Barry Blitt, Lane Smith, David Heatley, and Marcel Dzama.The collection includes previously unpublished children’s stories from Jonathan ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Toxicon and Arachne

    This virtuosic poetry collection asks: how does the body gestate grief? How does toxicity birth catastrophe?In Toxicon & Arachne, McSweeney allows the lyric to course through her like a toxin, producing a quiver of lyrics like poisoned arrows. Toxicon was written in anticipation of the birth of McSweeney’s daughter, Arachne. But when Arachne was born sick, lived briefly, and then died, McSweeney ... Read more

    $10.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Deer Named Daisy

    by Rae McSweeney ...
    Based on true events, the story begins when a young baby doe with two broken legs is brought into a small town veterinary clinic by a local farmer. The kind veterinarian mends her wounds and names the doe Daisy. A Deer Named Daisy tells the story of an injured baby doe and the veterinarian who cares for her and helps her grow into a beautiful, lively deer. It is a story about the bond and ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Poems and Thoughts

    Observations and Commentary on Life, Love and Nature

    This book is a collection of writing focused on the natural world and human interaction with it. Each writing is inspired by the oil painting displayed in the title and by the author’s observations and experiences throughout his life. Terence McSweeney began to paint in oils in 2016. He chose painting because it was an avenue for expressing the beauty of light and color all around us within the ... Read more

    $24.99 USD

  • Chaos Theory

    Finding Meaning in the Madness, One Bad Decision at a Time

    The Real Housewives of New York City star, fashion-industry pioneer, entrepreneur, and mom Leah McSweeney breaks through the chaos of battling addiction, igniting the streetwear world, and disrupting reality television—all while being unapologetically, unrelentingly herself.If there’s one thing Leah McSweeney knows for sure, it’s that life never quite gives you what you expect. Her road to success ... Read more

    $19.49 USD

  • The Mountains We Climb By Accident

    Talia longed to know what happened after the credits rolled. Her life, however, felt like a series of disjointed steps with no hope of choreography in sight: the scenes kept playing themselves out, but she, the supposed star of her existential show, had long since lost the plot. This is the story of the cacophony, and how Talia finally tuned into the sound of her own drummer and took centre stage. ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Mother of Pearl

    Luminous Lessons and Iridescent Faith

    Like oysters, women often encounter unexpected grit during their everyday lives. In response, Gods love and grace covers this grit and transforms the pain into a precious pearl that leaves a layered, luminous lining within a shell: Mother of Pearl. This brilliant luster is strong, lasting, and purposefuljust like the love, lessons, and legacies left by the special women in our lives.Mother of ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Quest, The

    A Heroic Journey of Adventure, Rescue and Redemption

    Narrated by Jessie Jones ...

    Unabridged

    6 hours 40 min

    The Quest is book one of the McGonegal Chronicles. It is a tale of two brothers, Cillian and Patrick McGonegal, and their friends. It is a saga that explores the ancient Egyptian myths in a modern context. Is it possible that the stories of the ancients could be real? Archaeology was never like this as the McGonegal group braves peril, blurs the line between myth and reality, fostering dangerous ... Read more

    $14.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Gardening with Grandpa

    Illustrated by Kelsey McSweeney ...
    Gianna and grandpa spend their time together in the sun planting the family garden. They talk about their day, look for spiders, water the ground and he teaches her about what is good to plant this time of year. But, she has some different thoughts on what they can grow. Not only does Gianna's imagination find her planting some crazy things for some yummy results but grandpa's imagination get's ... Read more

    $3.99 USD