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  • Jane Smith's Translation Dictionary of Everyday Lies, Insults, Manipulations, and Clueless Comments

    by Jass Richards ...
    Entries include …Bitch!Waa-aa-ah!Don't be so sensitive.I want to believe that my actions have no effect whatsoever on anyone.Don't reveal by comparison what a dull-headed emotionally-challenged thug I am.I don't want to argue with you.I don't want to discover that my opinion on this matter is indefensible.It wa... ... Read more

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  • Tripping Over Your Cane

    by Jass Richards ...
    A light-hearted fuck-it look at the uphill decline toward decrepitude*"A quick, fun read …" 5/5 Big Al's Books and Pals, booksandpals.blogspot.com"Calling aging 'an uphill decline toward decrepitude' sets the tone perfectly. … Fearless, self-mocking, and smart without trying to impress. … A blend of absurdity, insight, and timing that lets laughter and truth coexist in the same sentence." Ro ... Read more

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  • Tripping Over Your Cane

    by Jass Richards ...
    A light-hearted fuck-it look at the uphill decline toward decrepitude*"A quick, fun read ..." 5/5 Big Al's Books and Pals, booksandpals.blogspot.com"Calling aging 'an uphill decline toward decrepitude' sets the tone perfectly. ... Fearless, self-mocking, and smart without trying to impress. ... A blend of absurdity, insight, and timing that lets laughter and truth coexist in the same sentence." Ro ... Read more

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  • Too Stupid to Visit

    by Jass Richards ...
    Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?Well yeah. No one's visited us yet.Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quickprayer at the starting line?A clear admission that you can't possibly win without divineintervention — yeah, that'll really psych out your opponents.And this 'bigger is better' thing — completely illogical.Anyone can shoot a moose that's just ... Read more

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  • CottageEscape.zyx

    Satan Takes Over

    by Jass Richards ...
    First there was the pandemic, and people rushed to the north to spread the virus like rats leaving a plague ship.Then there were the rentals, because other people, eager to capitalize on the pandemic, rushed to develop every last bit of shoreline and turn it into five-star accommodations for the rats.Then, well, all hell broke loose.*A perfect (pre-)summer read that will make you laugh and think ... Read more

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  • A Philosopher, A Psychologist, and An ExtraTerrestrial

    by Jass Richards ...
    When an independent activist and her office-temp-with-a-doctorate buddy embark on a quest for a chocolate bar (a bar that serves not alcohol, but chocolate – in all its deliciously decadent forms), they pick up a hitchhiking extraterrestrial who’s stopped on Earth to ask for directions. (I know, right?) They do their damnedest to help 'X' find the information she needs to get back home, all the ... Read more

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  • Jane Smith's Translation Dictionary of Everyday Lies, Insults, Manipulations, and Clueless Comments

    by Jass Richards ...
    Entries include ...Bitch!Waa-aa-ah!Don't be so sensitive.I want to believe that my actions have no effect whatsoever on anyone.Don't reveal by comparison what a dull-headed emotionally-challenged thug I am.I don't want to argue with you.I don't want to discover that my opinion on this matter is indefensible.It ... ... Read more

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  • Too Stupid to Visit

    and other collections of funny bits

    by Jass Richards ...
    Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?Well yeah. No one's visited us yet.Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quickprayer at the starting line?A clear admission that you can't possibly win without divineintervention - yeah, that'll really psych out your opponents.And this 'bigger is better' thing - completely illogical.Anyone can shoot a moose that's just ... Read more

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  • CottageEscape.zyx

    by Jass Richards ...
    First there was the pandemic, and people rushed to the north to spread the virus like rats leaving a plague ship.Then there were the rentals, because other people, eager to capitalize on the pandemic, rushed to develop every last bit of shoreline and turn it into five-star accommodations for the rats.Then, well, all hell broke loose.A perfect (pre-)summer read that will make you laugh and think at ... Read more

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  • Jane Smith's Translation Dictionary

    by Jass Richards ...
    Entries include ...Bitch!Waa-aa-ah!Don’t be so sensitive.I want to believe that my actions have no effect whatsoever on anyone.Don’t reveal by comparison what a dull-headed emotionally-challenged thug I am.I don’t want to argue with you.I don’t want to discover that my opinion on this matter is indefensible.It was just a joke.I don’t want to be held responsible for it.</li... ... Read more

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  • The Blasphemy Tour

    by Jass Richards ...
    In The Road Trip Dialogues, the prequel, Rev and Dylan are charged with blasphemy for adding “‘Blessed are they that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stone.’ Psalms 137:9” to a Right-to-Life billboard just outside Algonquin Park. As a result of a well-publicized court trial, the American Atheist Consortium offers an all-expenses-paid speaking tour of American Bible Colleges. Guess ... Read more

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  • The ReGender App

    by Jass Richards ...
    What if there was an app that could cloak you in a cross-gendered hologram? And it had a voice modulation module? Women could present as men and get better-paying jobs. Men could present as women and get groped in the subway. Cool.Also starring Rev and Dylan - The Road Trip Dialogues, The Blasphemy Tour, and License to Do That"The characters are ... intelligent, witty, and adventurous. I enjoyed ... Read more

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