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  • The MisreadBible: Genesis

    The MisreadBible, #1

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    Series Book 1 - The MisreadBible
    A collection of twisted Bible tales from the warped mind of J. R. Eldridge. Drawing from his fascination with religion and mythology, Eldridge takes the reader on a journey from the creation of the universe to the arrival of the Israelites in Egypt in this blasphemously funny collection.A lonely deity creates the universe in his mother's basement and makes a little clay man who falls in love with ... Read more

    $2.59 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The MisreadBible: Book of Moses

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    Four hundred years after their entry Egypt, God's chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that's how.In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to Deuteronomy, the ... Read more

    $3.51 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The MisreadBible: Gospel

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    In first century Galilee, a humble carpenter is given some rather unusual news: he is the Son of God! Leaving his home, family, and carpentry business, Jesus of Nazareth travels to Peraea to learn the ways of the Dunker from his barmy hermit cousin John, who has a penchant for plunging people into water.Returning to Galilee, he calls together a posse of twelve random dudes and begins his father's ... Read more

    $4.06 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The MisreadBible: Joshua

    The MisreadBible, #5

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    Series Book 5 - The MisreadBible
    Picking up where Moses popped off, The MisreadBible: Joshua continues the blasphemously brilliant retelling of the Bible with a fresh take on the blood-soaked conquest of Canaan.With the Israelites finally poised to enter the Promised Land, the unenviable task of leading them now falls to Joshua. Alongside his overzealous sidekick Caleb, a host of battle-unready Israelites, and an increasingly ... Read more

    $4.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A MisreadBible Christmas

    The MisreadBible, #2

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    Series Book 2 - The MisreadBible
    THE NATIVITYDuring the reign of King Herod of Judaea, an unwed teenage virgin called Mary is impregnated with a magical baby by the Holy Spirit. This doesn't sit well with her fiancé Joseph so naturally he dumps her. When the couple reconcile, they have to travel to Bethlehem for a preposterous census, and Mary ends up giving birth in a stable. Meanwhile, a group of stargazing magi, who come ... Read more

    $2.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • The MisreadBible: Joshua

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    Picking up where Moses popped off, The MisreadBible: Joshua continues the blasphemously brilliant retelling of the Bible with a fresh take on the blood-soaked conquest of Canaan. With the Israelites finally poised to enter the Promised Land, the unenviable task of leading them now falls to Joshua. Alongside his overzealous sidekick Caleb, a host of battle-unready Israelites, and an increasingly ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • The MisreadBible: Gospel

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    In first century Galilee, a humble carpenter is given some rather unusual news: he is the Son of God! Leaving his home, family, and carpentry business, Jesus of Nazareth travels to Peraea to learn the ways of the Dunker from his barmy hermit cousin John, who has a penchant for plunging people into water. Returning to Galilee, he calls together a posse of twelve random dudes and begins his father’s ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • The MisreadBible: Book of Moses

    by J. R. Eldridge, M. R. Oakley ...
    Four hundred years after their entry into Egypt, God’s chosen people have managed to get themselves all enslaved. How can the omnipotent creator of the Universe free his people from bondage and deliver them to the promised land? By sending a random shepherd with a speech impediment to repeatedly threaten Pharaoh, that’s how. In this satirical retelling of the biblical books of Exodus to ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • The Misreadbible: Genesis

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    A collection of twisted Bible tales from the warped mind of J. R. Eldridge, taking the reader on a journey from the creation of the universe to the arrival of the Israelites in Egypt in this blasphemously funny collection. A lonely deity creates the universe in his mother’s basement and makes a little clay man who falls in love with his own rib. After the humans engage in some freaky angel sex, ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • A Misreadbible Christmas

    by J. R. Eldridge ...
    The Nativity During the reign of King Herod of Judaea, an unwed teenage virgin called Mary is impregnated with a magical baby by the Holy Spirit. She and her fiancé Joseph travel to Bethlehem for a preposterous census, and Mary has to give birth in a stable. Meanwhile, a group of stargazing magi, who have traipsed hundreds of miles after a star, inadvertently inform the king of Judaea of the ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

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  • The Family of Jesus

    by Karen Kingsbury ...
    Series series Life-Changing Bible Study Series
    America’s favorite inspirational novelist offers a fictional view of six of the family members of Jesus, all anchored by Scriptural truth, creating a life-changing and unprecedented emotional connection to the Bible.Through The Family of Jesus, readers will develop an emotional connection to the family members of Jesus, learning about their lives and falling in love with Scripture along the way. ... Read more

    $12.99 USD

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  • The Power of Positive Words

    by Dr Theo Wolmarans ...
    Few people understand the power of words. David did when he said to Goliath, “This day the Lord will give you into my hands.” Joshua did when he said, “Sun, stand still over Gibeon, and moon over the valley of Aijalon.” Joshua 10:13 So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven and did not hasten to go down for about a whole day. 14 And there has been no day like that, before it or after it, that ... Read more

    $9.99 USD