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  • Double

    TWO BOOKS IN ONE

    by Gerry Burke ...
    TWO BOOKS IN ONE! Diabolical deeds from despicable desperados! These two nail-biting stories are told in graphic style by the doyen of humorous crime. It's a menu of Russian spies, American gangsters, M15, and the CIA. Double trouble for them and a double delight for you! Sunbeams from Siberia: A beautiful Russian physicist is on a mission to help destroy one of Britain's most iconic institutions. ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • DOGMATIC

    Featuring Dusty Rhodes, the K9 Kid, and the Doberman Who Didn’t Like Doughnuts

    by Gerry Burke ...
    Short Stories Every morning I take my constitutional along the beach path in the suburb where I live. The early risers are already there with their dogs, every conceivable breed. All of the canines have a story to tell, so I thought I might like to speak out on their behalf. You will be surprised with the extent and nature of their adventures. In fact, these humorous dog tales are unbelievable. We ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Sky Foil

    An International Conspiracy

    by Gerry Burke ...
    “In recent times, we’ve received many veiled threats; but this one has legs.” —Dave Mackrell:MI5 This one, Fatima Khan, manages to retard the efforts of the CIA, and confuse the combined resources of MI5 and MI6. There’s an international conspiracy in play but the secret can’t get out; or can it? The aviation industry is in turmoil, and the U.S. president is off his game. He just shanked his drive ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Citizen Vain

    Stories from Down Under and All Over

    by Gerry Burke ...
    SHORT STORIESStories from Down Under and all over! Humility is not a common virtue among the rich and famous. The protagonists in these narratives come from all parts of the globe, and have experienced the dizzy heights of fame and fortune. These are people who have let vanity overcome wisdom. Tall poppies need to be cut down to size, and plotting their downfall has been my pleasure.“The Bonfire ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • The Hero of Hucklebuck Drive

    Death and Depravity in the World's Most Livable City!

    by Gerry Burke ...
    Heroes come in all shapes and sizes, and Paddy Pest is equally comfortable being described as a garrulous gumshoe, a shameful shamus or a lecherous lounge lizard. When the Melbourne community is rocked by the news of abduction and murder, Paddy can smell the prospect of a retainer in the wind. With the aid of his stunningly sublime companion Stormy Weathers, the discount detective follows the ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Pest Takes a Chance

    … and Other Humorous Stories from the Paddy Pest Chronicles

    by Gerry Burke ...
    Gerry Burke writes short stories and commentary on subjects relating to politics, entertainment, sport, and travel. In this collection of humorous adult tales, Paddy Pest and the author’s other notorious characters really come to life. Paddy Pest: As a crime fighter, the indefatigable Paddy Pest bumbles around, but he gets things done. His adventures and misadventures require him to confront his ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • Down-Under Shorts

    Stories to Read While They're Fumigating Your Pants

    by Gerry Burke ...
    As the song says: I come from a land Down-Under. However, my short stories and opinion pieces are truly international and you are sure to be enthralled as I plunder the possibilities, probabilities and potential of all things relating to politics, entertainment, sport and travel; all the issues that you care about.•Share my bizarre lifestyle and amazing world wide adventures. Nothing will prepare ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Pest on the Run

    More Humorous Short Stories from the Paddy Pest Chronicles

    by Gerry Burke ...
    Paddy Pest is a hero to himself and others. Youd better believe it. The man has been fighting crime all his life and although he does have his shortcomings, he does try hard. Bless his heart, he really tries. And now, someone has put out a contract on him. Is there no justice?Luckily for Paddy, his wing-person is the exquisite barmaid, Stormy Weathers, his longtime girlfriend and undercover ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • The Europeans

    A Saga of Settlement Down Under

    by Gerry Burke ...
    IT WAS A LAND OF HOPE AND GLORIOUS POSSIBILITY and the Europeans arrived in droves, including Bing McKeon, Peter Papadopoulos and Matthew O’Gorman. Their dramatic story unfolds in the mountains of Northern Victoria and extends through a lifetime of challenges including arson, kidnap and murder. Amidst the backdrop of equestrian and thoroughbred competition, the very beautiful Lydia turns heads as ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • The Lady on the Train

    More Humorous Paddy Pest Yarns for Children over Thirty

    by Gerry Burke ...
    Ask anyone who knows him: Paddy Pest is a real character.Paddy is an Australian crime fighter with a dubious Irish background, an overwhelming abundance of confidence, and a handful of bad habits. His enthusiasm for finding trouble is only exceeded by his incompetence.Fortunately, his pal and sometime sidekick, Stormy Weathers, is usually available to rescue him from his ill-advised forays into ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • From Beer to Paternity!

    One Man's Journey Through Life as We Know It.

    by Gerry Burke ...
    Most people don’t have retentive memories, so verbalizing your opinions can sometimes be an historical nightmare: especially when beer is involved. That is why I have recorded the preceding pages for posterity. It is a bit of a guy thing but I am sure that women will love it.In all modesty, these essays and articles are all about me but I would be surprised if some of them didn’t resonate with ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • THE LADIES FROM LONG ISLAND

    Another Murder Mystery from Gerry Burke

    by Gerry Burke ...
    CRIME She wore a gown of brown to Truman Capote’s Black and White ball, while her twin sister danced with the devil in Little Italy. Lieutenant Gene Beckman thought he had seen everything but this Manhattan murder mystery had everybody on edge, including the Mafia and the Teamsters union. Even the president was involved. He wanted to be re-elected. Michael Penn was a hack journalist, until he won ... Read more

    $3.99 USD